What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

What do you mean son?

What! how could you do that?

How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?

True - how I loved my mum!

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Why is porn so addictive?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Do you know what she said mum?

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?